Investment tips for 2008

I received this in an email from a family member. Thought it was hilarious and would pass it on to all of you.

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse
of Lehman Bros
and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this
might be some
good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware
of the next
expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make
some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE!

Tomorrow is the BIG day! I am having the ultra sound done. Fingers crossed everyone that everything is ok, not that anything would be wrong.

Morning sickness is starting to taper off. YEAH!! Energy is still lacking. But hopefully that will come back. Other than that everything is going good.

Have a great week everyone!